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White America's Resurrection??

Behold, he's risen!! None other than "Tarzan" on the tarmac, aka the Donald, standing near his throne, encouraging "white folks" to put him in charge of his most sought after deal...America. If this ain't a "hair raising" deal since BT Barnum and the boys, I don't know what is. This "Tarzan" out of New York, is not just your ordinary vine-swinging fly-by nighter, he wants you to think. He's really serious about getting the sultans and sheiks to giving up more oil when he does some speculating on future casinos while in their dictatorial kingdoms.

There is a saying, how do you know a sociopathic liar is lying? His lips are moving. In the Donald's case, how do you know he spent three days in hell to rise on the third? His pants are on fire along with that dyed head of flying hair. You can also draw an analogy between "his resurrection" and the "white-wing reich"...both claiming to take back/saving America at http://theroanoketribune.com/catalog_4.html

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True Coward calls for True Conservative

Rush Limbaugh the coward behind the EIB Microphone wants everyone to do for him what he claims he represents...the true, all-American conservative. Yet, he refuses to throw his hat in the ring to take on President Obama. I conclude that "Granny-Panty" wearing Limbaugh is just what he's been all along...no balls in his overalls, faked matrimony to cover his lack thereof...which will eventually fail unless he covered his rear with a business agreement (pre-nup) saying she won't get a dime if she ever does a "tell-all."

Therefore, you can count on seeing or hearing "Limabutt" do what he does best...talk machismo, while sending out real women to cover his cowardice, like the "mama Grizzly" or the "mountain Lioness."   

"Obama breaks vow with jobless blacks"

This is the title of an article submitted by Dewayne Wickham to "USA Today." It is nothing new by whining, self-absorbed black critics since the end of slavery. Wickham happens to be or was a member of this entity of black journalists called the Trotter Group, named after Monroe Trotter, who along with WEB Dubois were both avowed critics of Booker T. Washington who preached self-reliance. This call for self-reliance was extended to black leaders such as Marcus Garvey who shouted over and over again, "Up you mighty nation, accomplish what you will!!" This message would later on be echoed by Elijah Muhammad in his cry for black people to do for self.

When the God of the universe has given a people the same great gifts of freedom of will, abundance of mental and physical health to do as these men encouraged black America for centuries, and they don't heed the call, who do you think should be the blame? In fact, all the vast majority of  these so-called freed Negroes wanted to do was to continue as slaves begging at the white man's table for crumbs; the crumbs just managed to become no more than bling for blind, deaf and dumb fools who refused over and over to seek freedom in mind, body, and spirit...just continual, generational begging.

Consequently, America's first black president has every right and I would not blame him if he did... to walk to a podium and say "Niggers, Please"!!      

Above is a caption of a character played by the well-known comedian, now deceased, Richard Pryor. During the seventies on his classic comedy TV show, this was only one of many characters he portrayed...taking the black community for a ride. Others might have been winos, pimps, hustlers, drug addicts, and the preachers in various capacities...all with one purpose in mind...conning the men and scoring the women... while getting as much dough as they could in the process.

Of course, blacks on television in any capacity during that time was considered "progress" by most folks both black and white...after all it was just innocuous humor although mocking real characters in the black communities across America. It took our minds off of the true reality of day to day living until riots erupted revealing an emotional volcano boiling within.

Nevertheless, today we still have some classic con men...who identify themselves as "men of the cloth" supposedly delivering the word of God... such as Rev. Nutscutter out of Chicago, Rev Al B. Conked out of New York, and "Eddie Longstyle" down in Georgia. The difference is that these con artists are no jokes, but erstwhile deceivers from those days when Richard Pryor and Flip Wilson became famous ridiculing the likes of them. Nonetheless, they still continue to con and score both men and women in the name of Jesus. Know there's a price to be paid for those who choose "false prophets" in seeking their salvation.   

"Granny Panty" pictured above to the left seems to have the winds knocked out of his sails, as with his other right-wing talk jocks...desperately trying not give the President his due in taking down the predominant head of a radical terrorist group, supposedly representing the belief of "the Prophet".

"Granny Panty" is like a kid playing in a sand box while admiring a carpenter build a sturdy house to shelter the kid safely, of which he's oblivious and ungrateful. "Granny Panty" has even gone so far as to say his radio program is ordained by "GAWD" of which that could very well be the case, if you decide this is an acronym for "Great All White Devil" aka the "Great Satan" of which these terrorists are after.

Therefore, racist white America, you are still as ignorant as the world perceives, if "Granny Panty" is truly your voice of liberty from the right as he proclaims, of which I believe in your heart and soul...David Duke is who you truly lust for in the depths of your ignorance. These clowns, "Granny Panty" and "Hustler Trump" are just caricatures representing your inner longing.