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Beck...the "BS'er"

Glenn Beck, the "BS'er" on Fox TV is outta there! In other words, he couldn't find enough suckers willing to sponsor his right wing rants. The right wing radio rats will be next to bite the dust..."whiney-hiney Hannity", "fat-butt Limbaugh",  "nosey gnome Levin", "lip service Savage", and "batty-brain Boortz". 

Long story short, America is tired of these "extremists views" that they are promoting when in fact they don't have "the balls" to run for any political office to justify their positions. The cowards just make a small fortune off getting others to do their bidding such as the "T-party saps." However, they are no fools, why do the dirty work when you can get suckers and saps to do it for you?

Evidently, the sponsors of these jerks are beginning to see the light and investing elsewhere. Carbonite, Goldline, the Heritage Foundation, and Stamps.com can only spare so much advertising revenue for the residue of a dwindling market of saps, suckers, bird brains, and ditto heads.

Tiger's back in the hunt...really?

It begs the question...hunt for what? Is it public redemption he seeks, is it more money and fame, is it moral recovery, is it another wife and family, is it to see how many more white women he can sack...just what is his hunt?

Tiger represents a metaphoric Samson, after being laid waste by Delilah, morally weakened, spiritually blinded, and now challenged by a game he almost mastered in the eyes of the world, to the glory of all peons entering into this white man's valhalla.

Even if he does rise to the occasion of breaking the records of the greats before him, who were all white; somehow, he will never ascend to the status of Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, or Muhammad Ali...just another "colored boy" who became a white man's fool...the likes of Michael Jordan, and even worse O.J. Simpson.

We know what Samson had to do to show true repentance...I just don't see Tiger with that sort of spiritual depth...good golfer but poor caliber.

Libyan Stalemate...Not altogether a bad thing

Varying degrees of logistics have brought about this end to the conflict for a democratic republic within northern Africa...which is not technically the "Mideast." Consequently, a different strategy has to be approved upon reassessing this first go-round at freeing people of a dictatorial regime. We, America and the west, hold a controlling hand in Libya's future by freezing Quodaffy's assets until "kingdom come" or a newly elected democratic government prevails...as we should do with with the remaining dictators.

In the meantime, Quodaffy may see the light and peacefully step aside to allow the people's republic to be born, and to set an example for the rest of that part of the world for the people of color. Likewise, the sheiks and sultans that are still in power will perhaps take notice and seek to begin their welcoming of this revolutionary wave of freedom...for the fight is far from being over.

Therefore, I believe it's time for the west to pull out of Libya with time to reassess the situation, sparing the loss of more lives. Now, if Quodaffy turns out to be the monster he has portrayed in order to continue with his murderous pattern of revenge, there will be only one humane option left...cut him off and kill him, despite collateral damage...in other words removing the cancerous organ to save the body.

Trump Gives Pause for Atheism

Donald Trump announced on the "Drudge rag" that he's a "Christian" and believes in God...oh, yeah? If Trump somehow turns out to be white America's best hope for a Presidential candidate against Barack Obama, then America will be as they say in the world of real estate,  insurance, used car sales, with victims who wind up bringing a "lemon" back to the lot, as with people who find they are not fully covered from an insurance scam, or people who wind up buying lake front property in Arizona...sight unseen, and suffering from buyer's remorse, while looking into space with glassy eyes,  a grim expression just to receive some sort of ray of hope to their dilemma?...They are just "sh*t out of luck." Need I say more?

T-Party Palin Would Easily Defeat all Republican Contenders

Sarah Palin would not be considered an insider in the Republican Party...too extreme. However, she's just what most "white" Americans, including a few duped Negroes...thinking they will eventually break bread at the white folks' after party...are looking for during these budget battles.

White Americans, and don't try to deny it, still see this nation overrun by "wetbacks" and "welfare parasites" aka "niggers." As a matter of fact, I saw in Palin's expression when she had to hug Mike Steele (token negro) at one of their Republican fundraisers...as if she was about to gag.

Frankly, I think the T-Party might fare much better if they just came out and said...no niggers, wetbacks, chinks, kikes, spics, or towel heads...just rednecks and wasp ditto heads...and a few dagos, mics, and pollocks passing themselves off as "white" conservatives and/or constitutionalists. http://theroanoketribune.com/catalog_4.html

Sarah's Geldings 

Looking at the field of the male Republican contenders, I am willing to bet that they will all be cheerleaders for Sister Sarah, after she smacks the balls off 'em. If they don't get behind her as her panty-wearing supporters, they will be revealed for the hypocrites they truly are.

Consequently, all the democrats have to say to this cojones-hunting T-Bagger is "You go girl"!!  

A Good Friday??

Nooo...a Great Friday!!...for this is the day used by "jew haters" to celebrate the killing of the "King of the Jews." Yes, as might be noted in American repertoire, it ranks right up there with "Black Friday"...a day of commercial greed...not a damn thing to do with spiritual indemnification.

It's worth noting that this celebration sprang out of feasts of paganism welcoming the beginning of spring, new birth, shedding of one's winter gloom, thus the easter bunny and eggs...a healthy and joyous time for kids, as with Halloween, and Christmas...Santa Claus,et al... so, yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus.

Roman Catholicism co-opted these pagan tributes to coincide with Christianity and it's been that way since, compounded by commercialism...so with both "Fridays" it's "ka-ching" with homilies of pater noster. 

Obama receives 90% approval rating!!

I have always been and still am skeptical of polls issued by the media...for you don't know the real foundation upon which they are based. For example, if they are done by phone, are they primarily land lines of which most would be considered an older, more conservative respondent, or whether they are done by the more contemporary survey methods, e-mail and/or texting, which would constitute a younger, more liberal respondent?

I, for approximately twelve years, have maintained my land line while having to eventually resort to using a cell phone for when I'm on the road. For ten of those twelve years, I lived in what might be considered a "conservative" part of the town, but never received a poll survey input. For the last two years, I have lived in a more contemporary part of the town for business reasons, but still maintain my land line for network consistency in my profession.

That being said, I decided to take my own independent poll while doing some shopping at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart tends to have a more accurate composite of Americans covering most ethnicities and classes.  I simply walked up to ten people from these groups and asked would you vote for Barack Obama? Nine out of ten said yes...scientific enough for me.